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Post by dolphinfan on Aug 6, 2006 16:47:32 GMT -5
Must be a male vs females . Can be famous or people we know!!! Little Richard vrs. Msblaque. I think this one would be, quite interesting. The first thing I would want to know is why they are fighting. I don't see Msblaque fighting, unless she is attacked, or her child's in danger. So I'm gonna make something UP ;D Msblaque is dating LL-COOL-J. LL just put on a show and she is back stage!!!. Little Richard being famous is also ,Backstage. As L enter the backstage area, Msblaque. with a towel in hand, to dry her new man, off, is suddenly pushed out the way, By a Drunk Little Richard, who also wants to dry, off LL, but!!! in a different way. Msblaque incensed, raises her voice and says:. NO YOU DIDN'T, Punk. Little Richard looks at her and says, with hands on hips, EX-CUUUSE-MOI,(one hand ,now touching chest). I'm a star and your just a FLOOZY trying to be a star. Now get out DA way, LL, TONIGHT, you gonna now what it feel like to be gay!!! LL, No longer a FIGHTER, calls for help, but it's too late!!! Little Richard, ain't so little any more. And LL and Rich are on the floor. Now to the fight. Next thing you know, someones grabbing Little Richard hair. it's Ms blaque, having recover for the push down, she is now angry. She has a foot, in the square of his back and slowly pulling Little Richards hair, back....But suddenly, it all comes off, because little Richard, is BALD !!! . falling back and taken aback, she gets herself off the floor!! she's ready to get down and dirty now. WHO WINS THIS FIGHT AND WHY ;D
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Post by Blaque on Aug 7, 2006 8:56:05 GMT -5
If Little Richard tried to come between me and a man with the body of LL Cool Jay I would whip his ass up one side of town and down the other. Woo-Hoo!!!!
Is there any doubt?
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Post by Blaque on Aug 8, 2006 7:16:39 GMT -5
Who would win a fight between
Dolphinfan and Grace Jones.
Let's say Dolphinfan sees this big beautiful Black woman and he tries to hit on her. Grace is not impressed with his advances and totally ignores Dolphinfan. Dolphinfan is insulted that a mere woman finds him irresistible and he calls Grace a beyotch. All of a sudden, IT'S ON!
Who would win?
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Post by dolphinfan on Aug 9, 2006 22:10:04 GMT -5
Who would win a fight between Dolphinfan and Grace Jones. Let's say Dolphinfan sees this big beautiful Black woman and he tries to hit on her. Grace is not impressed with his advances and totally ignores Dolphinfan. Dolphinfan is insulted that a mere woman finds him irresistible and he calls Grace a beyotch. All of a sudden, IT'S ON! Who would win? First Grace is big, but not beautiful. But i have been drunk a couple of times during my lifetime ......... , so I will byte. First, after she approaches me, I'll let her swing first. Duck, and come back, with a history of her Short, but decent career. While she's on her knees crying, I would remind her what Dolf Lungren said to her!!. *I only dated you for my career!!* . While she's on the ground, I would pick her up, by the head, and say. WITH A MUG LIKE THAT!!!!! LETS START A REALITY SHOW AND CALL IT, *SUSPECT DATING* where the winner is the loser . That should kill her, I would then, step over the body , Finnish my drink, and head home, VICTORIEST.... AGAIN.
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Post by dolphinfan on Aug 9, 2006 22:13:33 GMT -5
If Little Richard tried to come between me and a man with the body of LL Cool Jay I would whip his ass up one side of town and down the other. Woo-Hoo!!!! Is there any doubt? There's no dought who would win, But the fight itself , would be something to watch, especially if your wearing a summer dress, and you fall into a pool.......HOOOOOO- WOOOOOOO, GAWD DAM!! where she get all that from!! ;D You ole tenderoni ;D
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Post by dolphinfan on Aug 9, 2006 22:53:51 GMT -5
Who wins this one!!! SWEETPIE, or STAR JONES!!!! Sweetpie, is on her way home from a long days work!! suddenly, her car is hit from behind, and a ANGRY STAR JONES, Jumps out the car, SCREAMING, Don't you know how to DRIVE..........BYOTCH!!! OH, by the way sweetpie, she scratches your car ,on the way over to ................MEET YOU!!!! YOU BOTH GO SISTAH!!!!!!!!!!! DING DING DING!!! WHO WINS?? OH by the way, Al's in the passengers seat YELLING, mmm, mmm, You can take her DARLING, then he pushes, the scarf around his neck ,while turning his head and rolling his eyes. ( ) SNAP!!!, SNAP!!!, (slowly saying) drop heeeer!!!, drop heeer , LIKE she's hott , HEEEEEEEEEEEY STAR IS EXTREMELY MAD NOW!!!
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Post by Blaque on Aug 10, 2006 19:01:20 GMT -5
Who would win a fight between Dolphinfan and Grace Jones. Let's say Dolphinfan sees this big beautiful Black woman and he tries to hit on her. Grace is not impressed with his advances and totally ignores Dolphinfan. Dolphinfan is insulted that a mere woman finds him irresistible and he calls Grace a beyotch. All of a sudden, IT'S ON! Who would win? First Grace is big, but not beautiful. But i have been drunk a couple of times during my lifetime ......... , so I will byte. First, after she approaches me, I'll let her swing first. Duck, and come back, with a history of her Short, but decent career. While she's on her knees crying, I would remind her what Dolf Lungren said to her!!. *I only dated you for my career!!* . While she's on the ground, I would pick her up, by the head, and say. WITH A MUG LIKE THAT!!!!! LETS START A REALITY SHOW AND CALL IT, *SUSPECT DATING* where the winner is the loser . That should kill her, I would then, step over the body , Finnish my drink, and head home, VICTORIEST.... AGAIN.
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Post by pelicanguy on Aug 10, 2006 19:20:47 GMT -5
I can see sweetiepie's short self whooping the crap out of Star....and may rip open some of her surgical scars.
Tearing Star's clothing will finally reveal how horrible Star looks under there after that gastric bypass.
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Post by pelicanguy on Aug 10, 2006 19:30:05 GMT -5
Now who would win if lusciouslois and Loretta Devine were to scuffle?
Lois is on a date (gasp) with a nice brother when all of a sudden, she feels something wet goes across the back of her neck and goes down her front. She looks a realizes its red wine staining her blouse.
Lois turns and sees Loretta glaring at her as if she stole something.
Lois hollers "Are you okay?" Loretta blurts out "You triffling black azz bytch!!!"
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Post by dolphinfan on Aug 10, 2006 21:15:45 GMT -5
Now who would win if lusciouslois and Loretta Devine were to scuffle? Lois is on a date (gasp) with a nice brother when all of a sudden, she feels something wet goes across the back of her neck and goes down her front. She looks a realizes its red wine staining her blouse. Lois turns and sees Loretta glaring at her as if she stole something. Lois hollers "Are you okay?" Loretta blurts out "You triffling black azz bytch!!!" thats a tuff call. I would have to hear the play by play, before i could decide!! SOOOO LADY'S AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS..... IN THIS CORNER! REPRESENT-IN THE BLAQUE EXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXPERIENCE, FROM *THE LOVERS STATE* OOOOOOFFFF VIRGINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WEIGHING IN AT THE PERFECT WEIGHT AAAAND SIIZZE, HEAR SHE IS................... LUUUUUUUUUUUUCIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS------------------LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIISSSSS. AND FROM A TELEVISION SERIES ,THAT FEW WATCH , OR EVEN HEARD OF, I INTRODUCE TO UUUU, THE LADY IS ........ISSSSSSS!!! LORETTE DDDDDDDDDD-VVVVVINNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!!!! OKAY LADY'S, IF YOU CAN COME TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! , I WANT A FIGHT, WHERE BREASTSISS, ARE FLYING, MATTER OF FACT HERE SOME WATER NOW!!!! MMMM,MMMM, MMMM. LETS MAKE THIS , A WET BREAST FIGHT!!!!!!..... NO MS DIVINE , NOT WET-T-SHIRT!!!!, WET BREASTSISISSS. ooookay LADY'S, LETS GET IT ON!!!
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Post by dolphinfan on Aug 10, 2006 21:21:16 GMT -5
I can see sweetiepie's short self whooping the crap out of Star....and may rip open some of her surgical scars. Tearing Star's clothing will finally reveal how horrible Star looks under there after that gastric bypass. BROTHERB, I TAKE NOTHING AWAY FROM OUR SWEETPIE!!! BUTT!!!!!, AL JUST BROKE A NAIL, AND IS GOING STONE CRAZY IN THE CAR, AND STAR WANTS THIS FIGHT!! I WILL HAVE TO SEE THIS ONE!!! PLUS!!! SHE AIN'T GOT NO JOB!!! OKAY LADYS, LETS DO THIS
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Post by Blaque on Aug 11, 2006 12:21:12 GMT -5
Lois would probably bite Loretta Divine in the knee caps and it would be all downhill for Divine after that.
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Post by dolphinfan on Aug 12, 2006 8:36:05 GMT -5
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Post by lusciouslois on Aug 12, 2006 8:51:29 GMT -5
Lois would probably bite Loretta Divine in the knee caps and it would be all downhill for Divine after that. Now, see, MsB, I was gonna help you whup Lil Richard but that's okay... I hope Lil Richard dont smear you with all of that pancake makeup he be still wearing. ;D And Loretta aint much taller than me, SO THERE! Anyway, BrotherB, if Loretta spilled something on MY dress, it would be on like popcawn. I sho wouldnt be asking her if she is alright. I would stomp her like a junebug. By the way, why she gotta be calling me names and why you don'think I could be out with a fine man? *hmmm, I need to ponder that one myself* And for Dolphin, there would be breastisis showing for real..hers cause I would rip her top off for messing up my dress and my date.
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Post by dolphinfan on Aug 12, 2006 8:58:49 GMT -5
Lois would probably bite Loretta Divine in the knee caps and it would be all downhill for Divine after that. Now, see, MsB, I was gonna help you whup Lil Richard but that's okay... I hope Lil Richard dont smear you with all of that pancake makeup he be still wearing. ;D And Loretta aint much taller than me, SO THERE! Anyway, BrotherB, if Loretta spilled something on MY dress, it would be on like popcawn. I sho wouldnt be asking her if she is alright. I would stomp her like a junebug. By the way, why she gotta be calling me names and why you don'think I could be out with a fine man? *hmmm, I need to ponder that one myself* And for Dolphin, there would be breastisis showing for real..hers cause I would rip her top off for messing up my dress and my date.
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