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Post by dolphinfan on Sept 23, 2006 15:13:29 GMT -5
Doritos have a new chip out called FIERY HABANERO. I was suppose to go shopping and get things done today and save half my weekend, INSTEAD, I have to stay near a TOILET . They are Delicious, I eat them without anything on them. And my BUTT is paying the price!!!!!!!! YYYYYEEEEEOWWW . I'm putting this here because unlike me, if you eat hot foods, with SOMETHING, they don't come out as painful!!!. This is the third time, I have eaten a whole bag of them(large), just them!!!! , and I'm paying the price now!!! So if you eat them, please eat them with cheese or ranch dressing or something that would help you out. Because believe me, you do not want to be stuck by the bathroom like ME!! all day. I went out this morning, and had to turn AROUND!!!!! AND NOW I'M SCARED TO GO LONG DISTANCES, IN MY CAR!!!
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Post by sweetpie on Sept 24, 2006 22:11:31 GMT -5
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Post by lusciouslois on Sept 25, 2006 8:24:46 GMT -5
*throws rolls of toilet paper thru Dolphin's baffroom door* **sprays Lysol around** poor dolphin
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Post by dolphinfan on Sept 27, 2006 19:29:20 GMT -5
HA HA HA
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Post by dolphinfan on Sept 27, 2006 19:32:32 GMT -5
*throws rolls of toilet paper thru Dolphin's baffroom door* **sprays Lysol around** poor dolphin GAWD DAMMIT.............I TOLD YOU!!!!!! I LIKE TWO PLY OR MORE!!!, MY ASS............ IS VERY SENSITIVE!
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Post by lusciouslois on Sept 28, 2006 8:00:52 GMT -5
*throws rolls of toilet paper thru Dolphin's baffroom door* **sprays Lysol around** poor dolphin GAWD DAMMIT.............I TOLD YOU!!!!!! I LIKE TWO PLY OR MORE!!!, MY ASS............ IS VERY SENSITIVE! Geesh...a sore ass makes a sore ass, huh? ;D *going to store to get some Charmin* I didn't laugh at your plight (not openly anyway) and this is the thanks I get?
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Post by dolphinfan on Sept 28, 2006 18:35:06 GMT -5
GAWD DAMMIT.............I TOLD YOU!!!!!! I LIKE TWO PLY OR MORE!!!, MY ASS............ IS VERY SENSITIVE! Geesh...a sore ass makes a sore ass, huh? ;D *going to store to get some Charmin* I didn't laugh at your plight (not openly anyway) and this is the thanks I get? YES women and don't forget that stuff you spray on cuts, that makes them feel COOOOLer. ;D
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Post by lusciouslois on Sept 29, 2006 8:44:16 GMT -5
Geesh...a sore ass makes a sore ass, huh? ;D *going to store to get some Charmin* I didn't laugh at your plight (not openly anyway) and this is the thanks I get? YES women and don't forget that stuff you spray on cuts, that makes them feel COOOOLer. ;D *busts open in door of Dolphin's bathroom, holding my nose* **plops down bag of medicinal supplies from Walgreens** ***Kisses him on top of his head and leaves***
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Post by dolphinfan on Sept 29, 2006 18:17:30 GMT -5
YES women and don't forget that stuff you spray on cuts, that makes them feel COOOOLer. ;D *busts open in door of Dolphin's bathroom, holding my nose* **plops down bag of medicinal supplies from Walgreens** ***Kisses him on top of his head and leaves***
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Post by pelicanguy on Oct 8, 2006 12:57:08 GMT -5
A whole lot of eh? Always have something NON-CARBONATED to drink with the hot stuff. Carbonated drinks (sodas) will make it worse). I'd suggest Kool-aid or lemonade. and if you can, eat something sweet afterward. It also helps. I ate a big bag of hot cheese puffs with lemonade yesterday....had no problems.
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Post by dolphinfan on Oct 24, 2006 18:29:48 GMT -5
A whole lot of eh? Always have something NON-CARBONATED to drink with the hot stuff. Carbonated drinks (sodas) will make it worse). I'd suggest Kool-aid or lemonade. and if you can, eat something sweet afterward. It also helps. I ate a big bag of hot cheese puffs with lemonade yesterday....had no problems. SHOW OFF!!
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Post by pelicanguy on Oct 25, 2006 17:46:23 GMT -5
Hey, I'm in Louisiana, where hot stuff rules.
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Post by dolphinfan on Nov 3, 2006 20:39:39 GMT -5
Hey, I'm in Louisiana, where hot stuff rules. YO PO AZZ, i use to eat nothing but hot stuff, now, it's every now and then.
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Post by pelicanguy on Nov 7, 2006 15:09:45 GMT -5
Other than a lot of marinated farts, my ass is just fine.
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