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Post by Blaque on Dec 20, 2006 10:34:10 GMT -5
Somebody in a cube near mine has the WORST MUTHA PHUCKING problem with passing gas I've ever had to endure.
Damn!!!
The same shit every day all day.
As soon as I see a chronic smoker I'm borrowing a lighter so that I can light my scented candle.
This shit is turning my stomach.
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Post by lusciouslois on Dec 20, 2006 11:47:20 GMT -5
Is she a white red-headed woman? If so, that is my coworker. I keep a can of air freshener on my desk because of her funky azz. She sits at the front of the room but it is so bad that it floats back here and makes us all sick. Nasty heffa!
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Post by Blaque on Dec 20, 2006 15:03:19 GMT -5
Girl, maybe if I started spraying air freshener whomever it is will get the hint. They should either get on some medication OR go fart some place else. What is this, the third grade or something. And then people have the nerve to complain about my perfume. Phuck these nasty azz white folks.
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jazzlover
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Post by jazzlover on Dec 20, 2006 15:52:12 GMT -5
The worst are the SBD's (Silent Butt Deadly) Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee!
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Post by lusciouslois on Dec 20, 2006 16:30:29 GMT -5
the heffa here will fart then leave the room. Her dingy friend will just sit there while we are gagging in the back of the room. heffa will also fart, leave the room and other people come in probably thinking we did it.
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Post by sweetpie on Dec 22, 2006 7:12:38 GMT -5
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Post by darock on Dec 23, 2006 13:23:04 GMT -5
Somebody in a cube near mine has the WORST MUTHA PHUCKING problem with passing gas I've ever had to endure. Damn!!! The same shit every day all day. ;D
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Post by Blaque on Dec 26, 2006 16:10:50 GMT -5
Arrrrgh!!!!
I can't believe I have to work around these nasty stinky pasty mother fuckers and I just know that someone has complained about my body oil and perfume AGAIN!!!
This is an email that my boss just sent out:
Lord, please give me strength.
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Post by darock on Jan 5, 2007 12:44:09 GMT -5
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Post by pelicanguy on Jan 16, 2007 21:01:24 GMT -5
Why not put up a sign saying "Chronic Farter" when yall leave for the day?
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Post by Blaque on Jan 17, 2007 8:38:25 GMT -5
You know what, ever since the pregnant woman who used to sit in front of me went on maternity leave, the farting has stopped. ;D
It must have been her. LOL.
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Post by darock on Jan 22, 2007 12:37:38 GMT -5
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