Post by glc3 on Aug 18, 2006 19:28:17 GMT -5
Interview With a White Negro by George L. Cook III
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Hi I conducted this interview with a rich black man named Mr. Iwannabewhite, please read this fascinating interview and enjoy.
George Cook--So who do you attribute all of your success to?
Iwannabewhite--To myself, I did it all no help from anybody.
George Cook--What about your parents?
Iwannabewhite--Well they did give birth to me and take care of me but dammit they were supposed to, so I give them minimum credit.
George Cook--What about African Americans that helped opened doors and fought for your right to even be treated fairly?
Iwannabewhite--First off, I'm black I am not from Africa I'm an American, second of all no one opened any doors for me the establishment saw what I brought to the table and let me in.
George Cook--You do know that black is a name/description that was given to us not chosen by us?
Iwannabewhite--If white people gave us that name then it must be good, next question.
George Cook--Don't you think men and women like Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, Marcus Garvey, Rosa Parks and the like made it so you could become as rich as you are?
Iwannabewhite--No, that was over 30 years ago I owe those people no debts of gratitude.
George Cook--You do realize that white people like Martin Luther King, they even gave him a national holiday?
Iwannabewhite--They did? What day?
George Cook--The third Monday in January.
Iwannabewhite--Oh well in that case I may owe Martin a tad.
George Cook--Why do you think a good number of blacks have a hard time succeeding?
Iwannabewhite--You mean besides the fact that blacks like me wont share what we know and help others?
George Cook--Yes.
Iwannabewhite--Because they are all lazy and would rather by expensive cell phones and cars while they live in a studio apartment. They have about 10 kids and are all sleeping around. They want go to school and are all in gangs listening to rap music.
George Cook--You know that is just about the most racist thing I have ever heard.
Iwannabewhite--That's funny the guys at the gulf club like it.
George Cook--Well Mr. Iwannabewhite this was a very enlightening and I hope to speak to you again sometime.
Iwannabewhite--Why are you ending the interview now?
George Cook--It's 7:58, it's two minutes until Bill O'Rielly comes on I wouldn't want you to miss your daily dose of kool aid.
Iwannabewhite--Whoa thanks buddy I gotta run.
Geoprge Cook Bye
And so ended my interview with Mr. Iwannabewhite. I can't say I learned much from him that I already didn't know but maybe some of you may have learned something valuable here. Bye now www.letstalkhonestly.com
www.letstalkhonestly.com
Hi I conducted this interview with a rich black man named Mr. Iwannabewhite, please read this fascinating interview and enjoy.
George Cook--So who do you attribute all of your success to?
Iwannabewhite--To myself, I did it all no help from anybody.
George Cook--What about your parents?
Iwannabewhite--Well they did give birth to me and take care of me but dammit they were supposed to, so I give them minimum credit.
George Cook--What about African Americans that helped opened doors and fought for your right to even be treated fairly?
Iwannabewhite--First off, I'm black I am not from Africa I'm an American, second of all no one opened any doors for me the establishment saw what I brought to the table and let me in.
George Cook--You do know that black is a name/description that was given to us not chosen by us?
Iwannabewhite--If white people gave us that name then it must be good, next question.
George Cook--Don't you think men and women like Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, Marcus Garvey, Rosa Parks and the like made it so you could become as rich as you are?
Iwannabewhite--No, that was over 30 years ago I owe those people no debts of gratitude.
George Cook--You do realize that white people like Martin Luther King, they even gave him a national holiday?
Iwannabewhite--They did? What day?
George Cook--The third Monday in January.
Iwannabewhite--Oh well in that case I may owe Martin a tad.
George Cook--Why do you think a good number of blacks have a hard time succeeding?
Iwannabewhite--You mean besides the fact that blacks like me wont share what we know and help others?
George Cook--Yes.
Iwannabewhite--Because they are all lazy and would rather by expensive cell phones and cars while they live in a studio apartment. They have about 10 kids and are all sleeping around. They want go to school and are all in gangs listening to rap music.
George Cook--You know that is just about the most racist thing I have ever heard.
Iwannabewhite--That's funny the guys at the gulf club like it.
George Cook--Well Mr. Iwannabewhite this was a very enlightening and I hope to speak to you again sometime.
Iwannabewhite--Why are you ending the interview now?
George Cook--It's 7:58, it's two minutes until Bill O'Rielly comes on I wouldn't want you to miss your daily dose of kool aid.
Iwannabewhite--Whoa thanks buddy I gotta run.
Geoprge Cook Bye
And so ended my interview with Mr. Iwannabewhite. I can't say I learned much from him that I already didn't know but maybe some of you may have learned something valuable here. Bye now www.letstalkhonestly.com